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I am the sweetest daydream of heaven, and your worst nightmare. I am the melody drifting through your head. I am the exact thing that you you don't want, but really need. And when you do want me, you won't need me anymore.

wee-beygels:

The only thing I’ve learned in biology this year is that the female reproductive system bears a striking resemblance to Turnip Head from Howl’s Moving Castle.



Teacher: Here is a picture of American military propaganda from WWI. The Hun is a nickname for the Germans.
Student in the back of the class: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
The entire class: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOUR THE SADDEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH. MISTER, I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
Teacher: What just happened?

psych-facts:

spiritualseeker:

The meaning of eye colors does say much about a person. But then again it is more about the genetics you inherit. Personalities of individual to individual are different and it is certainly not about eye colors only. It might be true to certain extent that the color of your eye may have an impact on your personality but again it is all about your own personal nature as well. The  mentioned traits below are simple observations and do not specifically points to the fact that each person with a particular eye color will have the same habits and styles.

  • A. Hazel Eye Color (mixture of green/brown/grey): Takes on 20 projects at once! Easily bored, mentally agile, may be restless when under pressure
  • B. Green Eye Color: Curious, intelligent, may be jealous when under pressure
  • C. Brown Eye Color: Cares deeply for family -OR- support system, affectionate, serious nature

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yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing


sometimes i am buttercup and sometimes i am pablo


bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are


↳ au movie quotes → wicked

in which rapunzel is glinda and merida is eplhaba


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